My name is Trev. I am a User Experience Engineer. I live in San Francisco and grew up in Michigan. My sarcasm has been deemed "so dry it's evaporated". I don't eat meat. I can't spell. I only wear sandals and hate shoes. I swear a lot much to my Grandmother's dismay. I've used a Mac since 1992 when I was forced to take a computer class. I've owned trev.com 12 years. I think terrible user experiences are insulting. I can tell the difference between Helvetica and Arial. I use the Graphite theme in Mac OS X. My pinky sticks up in the air when I type. I've owned an iPod since 2001. I'm a ridiculous geek. I can walk you through setting up dial-up Internet in System 7.6 from memory without seeing the screen. I live with one cat and a Miniature Schnauzer named Tesler. I would be happy to eat corn and broccoli for the rest of my life. I'm not terribly neat but clutter breaks my brain. I love Arrested Development. I wear headphones so I don't have to talk to people. I have long toes. I often say I want to stick my dick in things I really like. I want to stick my dick in my iPhone.